Jokes by Khuswant Singh

Enough of cracking sardar jokes. Here are a few jokes by a sardar, about whom I had heard someone say, is one of the very few sardar's worth their balls. Khuswant Singh.


Yahya Khan, trying to persuade a yokel to volunteer for the Pakistani Air Force, took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button to turn on the engine. Then you press the red one and the plane flies off. It's very simple." "But how do I bring it down?'' asked the yokel. "You don't have to bother with that,'' replied Yahya, "Leave that to the Indian Air Force.''


PIA does not stand for Pakistan International Airlines. It means "Please inform Allah.'' Then again, AI doesn't denote Air India --- rather it means "Already informed.''


What do the postal envelopes issued by the Indian post office have in common with the Indo-Pak border? Neither can be sealed.


A goalkeeper was walking down a street when he saw a house on fire. Rushing there, he saw a woman with a baby in her arms trapped on the third floor. He told her that, his job being what it was, he would catch the baby. After a little hesitation, she dropped the infant. The goalie caught it expertly, and in true reflexive fashion, moved a few steps with it before kicking the little brat into the distance.


Two IRA men were driving to a spot with a bomb in their car. "Don't travel so rashly! You may set off the bomb!'' cautioned one. To which the other Paddy replied "Don't worry, we have a spare bomb in the boot."